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On propaganda, I guess

On propaganda, I guess

The Republicans didn't, and still don't, succeed on the merits. They've succeeded because they have created an alternate reality to live in alongside the rest of us. When the more liberal side of the capitalist class saw how much money was being made by

Travis Williams of Sinner and Saint suplexes Speedball Mike Bailey off the top rope at a Deadlock Pro Wrestling event at Logan Square Auditorium in Chicago.

So, you love wrestling but WWE is going fascist and you don't like AEW or NJPW: What's out there for you?

Yes, yes, consume that content. It sustains me. It sustains all of us. We shall become immortal, together. But first, ads.

Yes, yes, consume that content. It sustains me. It sustains all of us. We shall become immortal, together. But first, ads.

A cartoon meme of a little fluffy guy that says: "I don't get enough credit for acting far less insane than I actually am."

If God did this, he's evil, so you better pray it's your fault

Sure, I watched healthy people die, but the economy!

Sure, I watched healthy people die, but the economy!

Metaphor: Refantazio is Persona for old people

Metaphor: Refantazio is Persona for old people

The Millennials are killing babies

The Millennials are killing babies

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What is the Morning Constitutional?

What is the Morning Constitutional?

For the uninitiated, the name the Morning Constitutional is a poop joke. So, why name this new blog space for a poop joke? There are a few reasons. The first is that a good, well-timed poop joke is funny. The second is more professional. I, personally, like writing. I fall