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A picture of a planet that looks suspiciously like Saturn, though it isn't necessarily Saturn because I'm not good enough at art to make it look like Saturn. Its a red planet with three rings

Hey, Gemini, write a column in the style of a frustrated reporter

As the world, the journalism industry in particular, falls further and further in love with Artificial Intelligence, there are a few questions that need definitive answers: Is the content created through an AI prompt the creation of the person who created the prompt, the person who created the AI model,

A sign that reads: "All Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning to Work."

We weren't meant to know this much about each other

On propaganda, I guess

On propaganda, I guess

Travis Williams of Sinner and Saint suplexes Speedball Mike Bailey off the top rope at a Deadlock Pro Wrestling event at Logan Square Auditorium in Chicago.

So, you love wrestling but WWE is going fascist and you don't like AEW or NJPW: What's out there for you?

Yes, yes, consume that content. It sustains me. It sustains all of us. We shall become immortal, together. But first, ads.

Yes, yes, consume that content. It sustains me. It sustains all of us. We shall become immortal, together. But first, ads.

A cartoon meme of a little fluffy guy that says: "I don't get enough credit for acting far less insane than I actually am."

If God did this, he's evil, so you better pray it's your fault

Sure, I watched healthy people die, but the economy!

Sure, I watched healthy people die, but the economy!

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What is the Morning Constitutional?

What is the Morning Constitutional?

For the uninitiated, the name the Morning Constitutional is a poop joke. So, why name this new blog space for a poop joke? There are a few reasons. The first is that a good, well-timed poop joke is funny. The second is more professional. I, personally, like writing. I